Air force one and the farmer
Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken, the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they
got there, the wreckage was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed, with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm.
Secret Service descended upon the smoking hulk but could find no remains of the crew or the President's staff. To their amazement, a lone farmer was
plowing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened.
They hurried over to surround the man's actor. "Sir," the senior Secret
Service agent asked, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?"
"Yep. Sure did." The man muttered unconcernedly.
"Do you realize that is the President of the United States' airplane?"
"Yep." "Were there any survivors?" the agent gasped.
"Nope. They's all kilt straight out." The farmer sighed cutting of his
tractor motor. "I done buried them all myself. Took most of the
morning." "The President of the United States is DEAD?" The agent gulped in
"Yep, he kept a-saying he wasn't ... but you know what a liar he is!"