The other day, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club.
One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a
$10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10
bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She calls the
guy back over, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out
a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the bill. I'm worried about
the way things are going, but fortunately she just stuck it to one of his
butt cheeks, again. My relief was short lived. Seeing the way things are
going, the guy gyrates over to me! Now everyone's attention is focused
on me, and the guy's egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain
was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do? Then the
marketer in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack
of his ass, grabbed the 80 bucks, and went home. . .