The old man and the parrot
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall
when a young man with spiked hair came over
and sat down beside him. The boy's hair was
yellow and green and orange and purple.
He had black makeup around his eyes. The old
man just stared at him. The boy said,
"What's the matter, old man, haven't you ever
done anything wild in your life?" The old man
answered, "Well yes, actually, I have. I once
got drunk and had sex with a parrot. I was
just wondering if you were my son.