An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together.
They each proceeded to buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they where about to
enjoy their creamy beverage three flys landed in each of their pints, and were
stuck in the thick head.
The Englishman pushed his beer from him in disgust.
The Scotsman scooped at his beer until he washed the fly out and then continued
The Irishman carefully picked the fly out of his drink, then held it out over
the beer and started yelling "SPIT IT OUT YOU -------! SPIT IT OUT!!!!"