These 4 gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the
clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children while walking
to the first tee.
"My son Kent," says one, "has made quite a name for himself in the
home-building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own
design and construction firm. He's so successful in fact, in the last year
he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."
The second man, no to be out done, tells how his son began his career as a
car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "Norm's so successful,
in fact, in the last six months he gave his friend two brand new cars as a
The third man's son, Greg, has worked his way up through a stock brokerage,
and in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as
As the fourth man arrives at the tee, another tells him that they have been
discussing their progeny and asks what line his son is in.
"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased with how my son turned out," he
replies. "For 15 years, Chico's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently
discovered he's gay. However, on the bright side, he must be good at what
he does because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house,
two cars, and a big pile of stock certificates."