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Daily horoscopes
31st January 2001
These horoscopes are updated every day. If you do not have time to view these every day, you could view the weekly horoscopes

Today you are able to handle whatever responsibility comes your way. You stand at the head of the line, ready to lead your eager followers. Leadership is an enormous responsibility. Make sure you take everyones well-being into consideration before you speak for the entire group. Far reaching decisions have big consequences. Handle serious matters with a light touch. Later in the day you may stumble upon something that few people have seen before. Appreciate the experience for what it is. Tonight is a time for looking into the future and making a plan.

Think long and hard before you do something out of character today, Taurus. Acting for shock value brings a moments satisfaction, followed by a long, painful cleanup. Being outrageous only works for certain people -- it might not be worth it for you. When you make a big change, it should be for all the right reasons. Write down the pros and cons on a piece of paper, if necessary. Making the right decision is crucial. Anything less could hurt your good reputation. Tonight, let someone else be in the spotlight for a while. Rest up for the day to come.

Starting things is your forte, but finishing them is another story. Youre great with pulling inspirations from thin air, but your follow-through could stand some improvement. Ideas are cheap. The real value is in the initiative. Leave notes to remind yourself about it. Enlist the help of coworkers or employees if youve bitten off more than you can chew. No one will think less of you if you ask for their help. Later in the day an encounter with someone from a strange land could change your way of thinking. New experiences this evening could bring you much happiness, if you allow them to.

You may feel like theres a tug-of-war going on inside you today, Cancer. Invisible battles are easy to lose with grace, especially if youre the only combatant. You put far too much pressure on yourself. Clean up, straighten your shoulders and rejoin peacetime society. Getting a grip on your emotions could help you deal with a problem more clearly. Try not to take everything personally. Let your intellect be your guide and you should be okay. Tonight, watch for someone who is determined to hurt your feelings. They have a lot of growing up to do. Ignoring them may be your best course of action.

Its time to pull your head out of the clouds, Leo. You seem to have spaced out and missed your turn. The sooner you correct your course, the easier it will be. If someone has noticed your lack of motivation lately, its best to own up to it and vow to do better in the future. Excuses wont work with this person. If you are having trouble with a personal project, get advice from a family member or friend who has taken on a similar task. At the moment, experience is a better teacher than instruction manuals. Two heads are definitely better than one.

The Aquarius Moon brings new opportunities your way today, Virgo. Dont be afraid of doing something just because you dont have as much experience as other people. Youre faced with the prospect of doing something for the first time. You may think others are there to laugh, but you can probably call on them for help. Once youve done it for the first time, youll wonder why you waited this long! Tonight, avoid someone who invites you to gossip about a close mutual friend. Dont make a flawed assumption from limited data.

The Moon is in Aquarius, and you have love on your mind. Its time to put all of those good ideas to use. Spend the day treating your romantic partner like royalty. When it comes to romance, you win the prize for originality. Nothing is too good for the one you love. Poetry and candlelight are great mood-setters. If you dont feel like staying in tonight, go to an expensive restaurant or plan a moonlit stroll. Many are impressed by your bizarre display of affection for that one lucky person. Fires will burn hotter for the next few days.

The loneliness bug seems to have bitten you today, Scorp. Your friends may have less time for you than youd prefer. Do what you can to make solitary time a little easier. Focus on some safe, universal image as an anchor point to get you through the day. Avoid problems at home by keeping your temper in check. It might be a good idea to think before you speak, or yell, as the case may be. You may be feeling some displaced anger, and it would be unfair to take it out on the people closest to you. Try not to make any radical decision until after youve clamed down.

This is the day youve been longing for, Sag. Heave a giant sigh of relief. You are finally out from under the weight of an oppressive load. Looking back on your accomplishments will be especially satisfying after youre able to distance yourself from all the headaches of the job. The day is yours to spend as you see fit. This is a great day to go shopping or to a movie. Talk to strangers just for the fun of it. Tonight, expect invitations to several functions. Your new freedom makes you the life of the party.

Numbers become more important today as the Moon moves through Aquarius. Money passes through your hands, whether you are a buyer or a seller. If buying, carefully consider the value of the purchase you are about to make. If selling, make sure the buyer knows what shes getting. Pay close attention to suspicious actions from people you are dealing with. It might be necessary to read between the lines in order to detect an underlining scheme. Trust your instincts. Tonight plans may fall apart. Dont depend on other people if you want to have a good time.

Changes are taking place all around you as the Moon moves through the house of Aquarius. Transformation happens today, and youre likely to be at or near the center of it. Whether you are the cause or the effect, the universe seems to have singled you out for special treatment. Do something unexpected. Friends are ready to go along for the ride, so be sure to include as many people as possible in your plans. Doing something spontaneous will surely lead to a night of fun and possible romance. If you can think it, its possible. Never say never!

Youve finally found that missing puzzle piece, Pisces. Now its time to complete the picture. Stray thoughts collide in your brain and unite to form a clue. You may not know everything, but you can still be useful to someone who really needs your help. Your patience and understanding seem to draw people to you. Make sure you take their feelings into consideration before you dispense the truth. It could hurt. Tonight your social calendar fills up at the last minute. Attend as many events as possible. Your presence is enough to make others smile.

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