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Daily horoscopes
30th January 2001
These horoscopes are updated every day. If you do not have time to view these every day, you could view the weekly horoscopes

Aries
Its time to wake up and smell the coffee, Aries. The world must have slowed down while you were asleep. Is everything else moving in slow motion? Days go by with each passing hour. Others are unable to comprehend how you can move so quickly, or why you would want to. Take advantage of this time to accomplish as much as possible. If you finish your assignments early, request new ones. Keep in mind that paying attention to detail is just as important as meeting a deadline. Get as much done around the house as possible before you collapse in one big heap.

Taurus
You cant get enough stimulation today, Taurus. The Capricorn Moon is having an immense effect on your senses. You are ripe for new sensory data. Your mouth is hungrier than your stomach, but your mind is hungriest of all. Start out with a different restaurant, and see where you go from there. Everything you taste seems like you are tasting it for the first time. Smells and sounds come from every direction to delight you. Who says it isnt possible to experience everything like it was the first time? Tonight, go out and visit all of the unusual places that your city has to offer.

Gemini
It might be impossible to protect yourself from gossip and hearsay today, Gemini. The wrong news hits the street at the wrong time. Do your best to explain the facts and then move on. Be careful when dealing with a business partner or client who isnt taking your feelings into account. It may be very difficult not to take a business matter personally. If you are uncomfortable with secrecy, take a tightlipped attitude and call it discretion. Tonight, be on the lookout for someone you meet through a friend who may have a hidden agenda.

Cancer
Its time to shake off the dust of your old ways, Cancer. The Capricorn Moon brings new possibilities. Start something new, either at work or in your romantic life. Dont be afraid to take the initiative when it comes to matters of the heart. You will be appreciated for your honesty and your unpredictability. This is a time of great extremes, which can be used to your advantage. A positive attitude snatches triumph from the jaws of potential disaster. If you think you can, you can. Dont let anyone tell you anything different. Tonight, socialize with an old friend over dinner.

Leo
Grab an imaginary mop and bucket, Leo. It seems to be Cleanup Time, and today you have been nominated head janitor. You might begin with cleaning up your own act, and then move on to helping others straighten out their affairs. Think of ways to improve your relationships. Sometimes starting with a simple apology is the first step. Charity brightens the shine of your halo. Volunteer for the day at a youth hostel or an outreach program. Working with children is a great way to make a difference in your community. Adapting a new health regime could make you feel years younger.

Virgo
Trying to go it alone today will only make you feel worse, Virgo. Creativity and inspiration work best for you when they happen in a group setting. Dont worry too much about the outcome instead, focus on the interaction with others. The delight is as much in the process as it is in the product. Dont be afraid to express your thoughts, even if they are different than those of others in the group. Acceptance is part of the activity. Tonight, be sure to include the whole family in a special announcement. The presence of loved ones enhances something new.

Libra
Sometimes we just have to let go, and today is going to be one of those days, Libra. Its hard to hang on to anything today, whether its your thoughts, your possessions or your patience. Try not to worry too much if you misplace something of value -- this state is only temporary. If you make a scene, you could draw the wrong kind of attention. Youll be able to take care of it before anyone else finds out, anyway. At home, hard work may be necessary in order to fix a broken relationship. Solve your problems before they get bigger.

Scorpio
The Moon is in Capricorn and the balance seems to come back into your life, if only for a brief, fleeting moment. Expect a day of harmony and forward motion in the workplace. Work with vigor to level the playing field. You will be able to beat out the competition if you keep your nose to the grindstone. An idea of yours is well-received by a boss or business partner. Clear communication and mutual trust pave the way for something great that may happen soon. Tonight, make plans to meet friends at a new restaurant or theater.

Sagittarius
Your light heart and free spirit are weighed down by material concerns. Money and possessions take up too much of your brain capacity. Placing importance on things rather than people is a big mistake. It may be time to redefine your values. This is a good time to make a list of your priorities and see where the problems lie. Once you discover the root of the problem, it will be simple to come up with a solution. Try to remember that sometimes less means more. Tonight, be sure to pay attention to someone who is trying to tell you something important.

Capricorn
So this is what its like to be a celebrity! You can almost see the photographers flashbulbs and hear the paparazzi clamoring for your attention. Its a foregone conclusion that you will conquer the world. All eyes are upon you, and everyone is eager for a piece of the action. Play on other peoples greed and make it work to your advantage. Go ahead and be selfish for a day. You deserve the attention, so live it up. Pamper yourself by doing something totally expensive and luxurious. Tonight could be the icing on the cake if you go after what you want.

Aquarius
Its hard to look to the future when you still have some skeletons rattling around in your closet. The ill effects of a past mix-up come back to haunt you today. Focus and organization may be especially hard. Try to get outside help if you are having trouble dealing with the details. It might be best to scrap a project that isnt working out. Surrender to the inevitable, deal with the mess and come out swinging tomorrow. Tonight you may be called upon to be the host at an impromptu gathering. Put on your best smile and toast the occasion.

Pisces
Taking a map along with you everywhere you go isnt a bad idea, Pisces. Even normal surroundings may seem foreign today. You may feel lost in a crowd, which is a problem if you are trying to meet someone. Wear something that armors you against feelings of vulnerability. Dont be afraid to ask for directions from a stranger. Others are as happy to help you as you are to help them. At work, a coworker may come to you for advice on a personal problem that you feel uncomfortable discussing. It might be best to express your feelings in order to avoid further embarrassment.



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