site logo
Bookmark and Share

Site Menu
Home Page
Funny Pictures
Funny Comics
Funny Video Clips
Funny Sound Clips
Funny Downloads
Funny Stories
Java Games
Flash Games
Game Cheats
Music Lyrics
Flash Cartoons
Word Searches
Useless Facts
Midi Music
Pun Archives
Quote Archives
Love Calculator
Insult Machine
Email Login/Signup
Outdated Content

Site/Web Search

This Content Is No Longer Updated
Daily horoscopes
1st January 2001
These horoscopes are updated every day. If you do not have time to view these every day, you could view the weekly horoscopes

You cant please everyone, no matter how hard you try. Give as much as you can comfortably give, and then give up. You have a job to do, and that should come before all these other niceties. Dont worry so much about your reputation. By doing what you know you have to do, you can avoid unnecessary confrontations. There will be much to get you sidetracked, but by staying grounded and focusing on the task at hand, you can do most anything.

Your powers of empathy are unparalleled. You posses an uncanny ability to see things from anothers perspective, and people actively seek you out for advice. You have much to offer them, but remember not too go to far. Not only can you help others, but it is also an excellent day to make some time for yourself. Get out of the office and take some time outdoors. Reward yourself for your hard work by not doing some of it right now.

Before you join the game, it would help if you knew the rules. Sharpen your senses and reflexes, because no one may be in the mood to explain anything. Understand that there will be confusion and misunderstanding today, through no fault of your own. Do your best not to get caught up in someone elses agenda. The best way to advance your own cause would be to focus on it. Someone you think is an equal may in fact have the upper hand, so be ready to stand your ground.

Your partner may be a bit too complacent for your tastes. By default, you become the person who must move the relationship to the next level. Deal with it today, or the problem will only persist. The objectivity you posses will also be handy for less personal matters. While others may misinterpret you, today you will find a way to make them see things from your perspective. Although you may feel like staying inside and avoiding people, your best bet is to approach things head on.

Do not invest too much energy in a problem with your coworkers. You are too easily distracted to bother with small things. Take pride in what you are doing by getting the job done on schedule. The easiest thing to do is to boast and seek the spotlight, but by avoiding it you will make yourself look even better. The more you confront people, the more problems will persist. When you listen to others and then lead by example, your star shines the brightest.

Every now and then you have a great day like this. From you personal to your professional life, things seem to fall into place. What you may not realize is that your success is a direct result of all your hard work, so enjoy it! If a new romantic opportunity presents itself, take a chance and go for it. You have been focusing so hard on your goals that you may have forgotten to enjoy the process as well. Stop and take a look at all you have -- you should be very proud of what you have accomplished.

Despite its many benefits, love can sometimes be a burden. You end up paying for your mistakes at a rate that feels unfair. Instead of bemoaning what cant be changed, resolve to do better in the future. It can be difficult to see the silver lining in a bad situation, but getting sentimental for the way things used to be is never a good option. Seek out the advice of an older relative. They will have a way of helping you step back from the situation and notice all that is good around you.

This is a good time to have conversations with people emotionally or geographically close to you. Once you get the ball rolling, others will be eager to join the game. Communication leads to cooperation, which will help you. Even an opposing idea has some merit, and you should try to meet someone half way. This is also a good day to talk to your boss about a raise, as they should be in a particularly good mood. Capitalize on your excellent communication, and go for something you want.

The Capricorn Moon fills you with love, but your passion cools later in the day, as the Moon enters Aquarius. Practicality replaces emotion, which may be a good thing at this time. Your generous spirit is too easily moved to excess. Reign it in a bit, both emotionally and financially. A conservative approach is always the best for a long term gain. Set aside some money, and save some emotions until you are sure they are properly directed. Anything worth having is worth saving for.

Dress for success, because it may well happen. Upward mobility is not a myth to those who have earned it. Changes made at this time are likely to be permanent. Dont be shy about your accomplishments. A little self-promotion will help you impress others. Your personal magnetism will attract people, so dont be afraid to take a leadership role. You wont ever get ahead by waiting in the shadows. It may be a long day, but things will come together to make it all worthwhile.

Your dreams may be a bit much at this time. They may be all about work or about organizing your home. This will soon pass, but for now, focus on achieving some short term goals. These will discipline you for the long term changes you seek, even if they seem unattainable now. Things at work may get a bit crazy, so just try to keep your head down. Dont worry about why things around you are happening, just focus on the things that are within your control.

The past is a fascinating place for you. Enter another world through a book, a film or the stories of an older person. Take some timeless quality from your studies and put it to work in your current lifetime. Any great leader learns from those that have come before, and today you may be asked to step forward. Do what is asked of you, and dont be shy about asking others for help. By working well as a member of the group, you will actually be standing out to a boss or supervisor.

Site Maintained By Sableye Oct 1999 - 2011 Privacy Statement