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Daily horoscopes
8th November, 2000
These horoscopes are updated every day. If you do not have time to view these every day, you could view the weekly horoscopes

Aries
With the Moon in Capricorn, the world is profoundly indifferent to the travesties in your mind. Dont make a scene unless its for your own benefit because people are not likely to be paying attention. Make sure that youre doing things for the right reasons, not just because you think it will please others. Since you may have to start projects over, you might as well make lemonade from the current crop of lemons. If you slow down a little, you may be inspired to come up with an innovative solution to a ho-hum problem.

Taurus
Start spreading the word that youre available. Dont limit your networking to your coworkers and business associates you will surprise yourself with the number of people you know who can help you advance. Perhaps your dentists brother knows someone who is the perfect contact for you. Entrepreneurs and negotiators are in their own element for the next few days. Everything you touch seems to turn to gold. You dont follow the money -- it comes looking for you. Go ahead and enjoy your prosperous moment. Unlike King Midas, your naturally grounded personality keeps your priorities in check.

Gemini
Your business and personal lives might be getting a little too mixed up and interchanged for comfort. Separate calendars may help. If that doesnt work, at least put a limit on how many personal calls you will take during the work day. Things that you thought were secret may be broadcast, and even though headlines are suppressed, there may be a lot of unnecessary commotion over nothing. Perhaps this would be a good day to start sharing only what is necessary. Hold back a little. Watch your back and confide only in those you truly trust.

Cancer
Now could be the time to decide whether youre going to put your heart into a relationship or get out of it altogether. Dont sit on the fence. This is no time to be playing around and trifling with someone elses emotions. Remember that what you do will eventually come back to you. Friends and family members will have plenty of advice, but the most helpful input may come from a stranger. You could get a healthy dose of perspective from an outsiders unthinking comment. Dont simply disregard it as the ramblings of a fool.

Leo
A routine is a good thing to have, but be careful not to become too rigid. Successful endeavors often require some flexibility. Confusion can reign if you allow a process to become the end instead of the means, especially when dealing with coworkers and associates. Everyone has their own way of getting their job done, so if you are asked to take charge of a project, dont be tyrannical in your approach. Teamwork is key. Be open to the ideas and opinions of others if you want your day to run smoothly.

Virgo
Although youre known and respected for your practical, down-to-earth approach to your business and personal responsibilities, there is another side of you that could come to light today. Your creative energy will win respect and earn you certain privileges. Your natural ability to organize systems comes in handy. This is a winning combination paired with a little innovation. Your brilliance lies not so much in the grand vision but in the way you put all the pieces together. Keep your eyes open for someone new who will admire your accomplishments.

Libra
If you feel weepy and self-absorbed today, dont fret. Feelings of insecurity or futility will soon pass. Remember that were all water. Just as the tides change, everything can take on a new perspective when the Moon goes into a different phase. You will be able to weather emotional storms better if you keep in mind everyones ultimate humanity and vulnerability. Even your boss is only human. A larger awareness of relativity helps defuse possible conflict with authority. When everything else fails, keep Scarlet OHaras mantra in mind: Tomorrow is another day.

Scorpio
Today, a sleeping part of your brain wakes up and smells the coffee. You finally see something for what it is. A confusing situation becomes clear when you look at it from a different perspective, perhaps as an outsider. This is a good day for communication. The opinions of your colleagues are important, but make sure that your own priorities are clear to your associates and to yourself. Take a chance if you need to. Your values and goals are important enough to be worth risking what others think of you.

Sagittarius
The ever-generous Archer suddenly has issues about sharing. Maybe you are reacting to a current situation. Is someone pressuring you to give them your money or time? Maybe something has triggered memories of an old injury or a debt not paid. Perhaps an associate has unreasonable expectations of you. Others are surprised by your change of style. Resist the need to rationalize. You have legitimate reasons for your current feelings. They wont last long. As soon as you feel financially secure, you will be back to your old self again.

Capricorn
With the Moon in your own Sign today, your skill and persistence will be celebrated as the keystone to a great achievement. Since your productivity is at peak performance, you will approach business and pleasure with boundless energy and ironclad discipline. Success begets success, so move on to your next project while the experience of the last accomplishment is still fresh in your mind. Those around you will be inspired and want to follow suit. Take this as a compliment. Remember, imitation is one of the highest forms of flattery.

Aquarius
Your chameleon-like ability to adapt is your most valuable possession. You can make yourself at home almost anywhere. A minor glitch in the program doesnt phase you at all and is quite easily corrected. Even though you seem to be surrounded by drama queens, dont jump on the bandwagon. Do not waste your precious energy making a big production out of a small inconvenience. You are sure to find an easy way around it. Just relax and have some fun and before you know it, success will follow.

Pisces
You find it easy to imagine a perfect world where all your dreams can come true, even if youre not yet there. Work your connections among the rich and powerful to get what you need. Do you think you dont know anyone of consequence? You probably do. Perhaps a cousin went to school with someone famous or maybe your hairdresser has an influential client. Sometimes who you know is more important than what you know, so work that Rolodex. Do not be ashamed if your motivations are transparent. Everyone needs a leg up now and then.



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