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Daily horoscopes
14th April 2001
These horoscopes are updated every day. If you do not have time to view these every day, you could view the weekly horoscopes

If you know how to use your resources properly, you can achieve almost anything today, Aries. Other people are worth watching right now. The best way to win someone over to your side is to understand what makes them tick. Once you understand where theyre coming from, its easier to talk on a level they will understand. Avoid trying to be too friendly toward someone who insists on acting standoffish. Dont press for a contract if everyone else is happy with a handshake.

You are bathed in the light of the evening stars, giving you a magic touch with people. All eyes are on you no matter where you go. Let your self-confidence be your asset. This is a perfect day to tap into your hidden talents or to learn a skill youve been wanting to perfect. As the Moon leaves Pisces, your sixth sense is highly active. Your sudden ability to read the future lets you tell others exactly what they want to hear. Take advantage of your power.

As the Moon leaves Pisces, this is no time to be narrow-minded, Gemini, There are at least two sides to every story, and you should hear them all before going any further. Do more research if you have to or get a third or fourth opinion. Decisions made lightly may have heavy consequences. Dont open your mouth until youve opened your mind. Tonight the time is right to make amends with someone who you may have offended recently. Make the apology quick and simple.

There is no stopping you today, Cancer! Your mind is in overdrive, and it has plenty of good material with which to work its magic. Your associates catch on and feed you data as fast as you can process it. In some way, every answer is the right one. This is the perfect time to present an idea to your boss or clients. Everything you say will be responded to in a positive manner -- provided you are prepared for the presentation. This evenings festivities may include dancing or perhaps a romantic encounter with a stranger.

As the Moon leaves Pisces today, finances are on your mind. Before you proceed full steam ahead, keep in mind that money and ownership are tricky subjects. Possession may be nine tenths of the law, but easy access is not the same as possession. It may be necessary to start to prepare now for a lengthy legal battle in order to obtain what is rightfully yours. When you stand up for your rights, a few physical documents wouldnt hurt either. Consult a professional if you think you may be in over your head.

Sometimes anything worth having is worth fighting for, Virgo, but you must also know when to accept defeat. You or somebody you know may go to extremes in the name of a relationship today, and it may or may not be worth the time and effort that is going into it. If you adopt an all-or-nothing attitude, the results are sure to be dramatic. Theres no guarantee that this approach will get you what you want. It might be a good idea to step back and look at it from an outsiders point of view. You may be doing more harm than good.

Confusion sets in as the Moon starts to leave Pisces today. This is a time of false starts, fidgeting children and a general sense of impermanence. Patience is a required skill today as nothing seems to go in the direction it started out in. Curb your irritation and appreciate the smaller things in life. Peak performances are partly defined by the valleys on the graph. Tonight try to spend some quiet time alone. Reading a book or watching a comedy are good escapist activities.

Who says you have to play by anyone elses rules but your own? Today might feel long, but the Scorpion is at home with an element of risk. Nothing is out of the range of possibilities today, Scorp. You jump at every opportunity that has even a hint of excitement. Games played at this time may be indistinguishable from reality, but that doesnt stop you from being a fierce competitor. When the Moon is in Pisces, you certainly know how to have fun.

It might be tough to hide your feelings about even the smallest things today. As the Moon leaves Pisces, you are subject to inappropriately strong reactions. Some essential ingredient is missing from your life right now, and you are not much fun. It might be best to try to keep to yourself as much as possible, especially if you cant control your emotional outbursts. Your family may be the source of your problems, or they may be the cure. Its up to you whether or not you want to let them play along with your little drama.

People come to you for help not only because you are fair but because they know you care. Compassion is a big factor in your decision-making process, not only in your personal life but also where your career is concerned. Business flourishes when you consider the humanity of clients and coworkers. As an authority figure and community leader, you are appreciated for your warmth and sense of fairness. Self-respect and self-confidence ripple outward in increasing waves. Tonight finds you enjoying the praise of friends and family members who love you for who you are.

Before you bite off more than you can chew, take a look around at whats already been eaten off of your plate. Your ambitions are big, but your plans could use some development. Find people who wont shake their heads in disbelief when you tell them your dreams. If you need financial help, its best to look to a professional rather than a family member or friend. Its still not too late to make up a wish list, just make sure you know who to go to in order to make your dreams come true.

Stop ignoring the compliments that other people are sending your way today, Pisces. Others say flattering things about your for a reason. Yes, you are the fantastic person that everyone says you are! Spend a little time rediscovering whats so good about yourself. If you make a list of your pros and cons, youll find that your positive characteristics immensely outweigh the negative ones! Its okay to smile at yourself in the mirror. Act as if today is your birthday -- once a year just isnt enough for some people.

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