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Daily horoscopes
23rd March 2001
These horoscopes are updated every day. If you do not have time to view these every day, you could view the weekly horoscopes

When youre successful, its easy to forget all of the little people who helped you make it to the top. As the Moon moves through Aquarius, its important to be considerate of others, no matter what your own needs might be. Your success lies in being inclusive rather than a loner. Be careful who you step on while going up the corporate ladder. There has never been a better time than now to share your hidden talents. This is the time to unwrap your secret weapon and pass it around for inspection.

All you want to do is shut the door and work in peace today, Taurus, but the Aquarius Moon has other things in mind. You have no patience for working with others, but you may have no choice in the matter. Your own ambitions make it difficult to accept someone elses reality. Reaching a compromise is the only answer to this dilemma. Since it looks doubtful that youll ever be on the same wavelength or planet, for that matter with these people, a third party may need to intervene.

Colors and sounds and textures all blend together beautifully as the Moon makes its way through Aquarius today. The spirit of the world speaks to you in the private language of alchemy. You have the gift of turning arcane secrets into prime time entertainment. Everyone gathers around in amazement at the stories you have to tell. You stand at the beginning of a long, exciting adventure. Be sure to invite a group of close, loving friends along for the ride of your life.

Theres nothing more boring than someone who constantly agrees with you, right Cancer? Keep this in mind when doing battle over the ridiculous. Just because you like somebody doesnt mean that he or she has to share your opinion about everything. Before you take it too personally, try to remember that infatuation and blame are fickle emotions. As the Moon moves through Aquarius, the friends you lose today may not have been worth keeping. Youll know who is true and who isnt by the time the sun sets.

Selfish action wont bring the desired result today, Leo. As the Moon moves through Aquarius, a relationship is an arena for the testing of your mettle. Your actions define who you are. This is no time to be hot headed and filled with moral outrage. Rehearsals are over. This is for real. Make sure you arent playing devils advocate or you may end up fighting over something you dont even believe in. Your partner is playing for keeps this time, so make sure you are, too.

Just when you thought the play was over, the curtain rises again and the scenery and actors are all different! This has some promising potential. As the Moon moves through Aquarius, creativity springs up during a tedious routine. With the help of an outside source, you find a workable solution to an irritating problem. Method is just as important as meaning right now, so be sure to pay attention to past experience. If it didnt work then, chances are it wont work now. Tonight, accept an invitation for fun.

You never know when something is going to surprise you, Libra, so dont rule out new experiences. Novelty enriches your life, sometimes as a new aspect of the familiar. Youll be most successful looking for love right under your nose. Putting unrealistic or unreasonable conditions on a relationship only serves to lessen it. For single Libras, an intellectual connection sparks and rekindles under the glow of this Aquarius Moon. Lucky for you that people in love become fantastically creative.

Theres no avoiding the inevitable today, Scorpio, so dont even give it a second thought. As much as you hate to do it, you have to get involved in messy business. Choosing to enter the fray now is better than being dragged in later. You know it will only get worse with each passing day of neglect. Early intervention may lead to early settlement. Luckily the Aquarius Moon provides some support form family members and friends that might make this a little easier. Put your pride aside long enough to accept some comforting words.

As the Moon moves through Aquarius, its time for a personal celebration. A tedious process is finally over, and you dont miss it at all. Go off and do something creative, or just plain fun. Others may not share your good mood, but they certainly wont fault you for being in one. Try to include your friends and family members who supported you on the way up in tonights festivities. Whether its having a simple dinner at home or going out for a night out on the town, you deserve whatever fun the evening has to offer.

You may feel like an alien on your own planet today, Capricorn. If others are getting too weird for you, enjoy the normalcy of your own thoughts. Change may be inevitable as the Moon moves through Aquarius, but you lack the energy for it today. You have a hard time moving forward, let alone at any kind of quick pace. Its okay to settle for studying the situation from afar in case you want to join in later. Take mental notes if you desire, but dont worry too much about the tiny details. Everything will come back to you once you wake up from this surreal dream.

The Moon moves through your Sign today, and its a great time to be inspired by everything around you, Aquarius. Even as you make changes, you let yourself be changed. The Moon softens the force of your attack as it moves into Pisces later on, so be sure to get all of your important tasks done early. Tonight you are able to sit back and relax while mulling over the days events. As you drift off to sleep, the electric frenzy of the last few days takes on a dreamy quality.

How is it that you are able to read everyones mind today, Pisces? Todays events may serve as concrete proof for mental telepathy, but be careful with this awesome power. Try not to lose your temper with others who will not accept your truths. Just because you want to help someone doesnt mean they are in the mood to be helped. Pointing out the obvious may only serve to alienate you from the group you want to be a part of. Watch your intake of food, and know when youre full. Daydreaming is a good creative outlet late in the day.

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